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... you found it ...

🏠 BACK TO HOME ⚠ PROCEED WITH CAUTION ⚠

...loading secret data... please wait... just kidding... or am i...

YOU HAVE FOUND THE MYSTERIOUS PAGE

MISHA IS WATCHING. MISHA HAS ALWAYS BEEN WATCHING. FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. With his large brown eyes. Tracking your every movement. Not for any sinister reason. He just likes to know what's happening.

COORDINATES: 53.3498° N, 6.2603° W. TIMESTAMP: ALWAYS. STATUS: GOOB.

⚠ TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED ⚠

This page was not meant to be found. And yet here you are. Misha respects this. He has assessed the situation and determined that you are acceptable. You may stay. For now.

MISHA'S SECRETS

The following information is classified. Misha has authorised its release.

Has been sitting on the remote control since March. Knows exactly where it is. Will not move.
Knows where the treats are kept. Has always known. The knowledge is a burden he carries alone.
Is responsible for the missing left sock from last Tuesday. No further comment.
Has a favourite spot on the couch. Technically not allowed on the couch. These facts are unrelated.
Once barked at his own reflection for fifteen minutes. This was a misunderstanding. He does not wish to discuss it.
Dreams of squirrels. Every night. The squirrels in the dreams are also watching.

FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS

IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS PAGE, MISHA THANKS YOU.

OR DOES HE.

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

★ END OF TRANSMISSION ★

✦ YOU HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH ✦ MISHA IS PLEASED ✦ PROBABLY ✦

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NAVIGATION

MISHA SAYS:

SIGNAL STATUS

YOU HAVE FOUND THE MYSTERIOUS PAGE

MISHA'S SECRETS

FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS